We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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