I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
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I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
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Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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