Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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