By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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