I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
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We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
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I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
ok first of all what the fuck
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