just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
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Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
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The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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