so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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