How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
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Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
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That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Randomize