i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
nutella sex= disaster
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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