we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I forget how to act sober
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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