dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
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just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
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and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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