I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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