so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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