You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
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she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
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There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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