Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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