Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
you had me at cake vodka
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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