Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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