We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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