Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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