I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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