Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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