Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
two words: eviction party
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
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Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
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Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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