I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
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i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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