Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
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i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
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He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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