; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
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Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
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Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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