it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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