I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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