just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Damn victory sex feels great
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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