Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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