OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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