Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
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I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
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I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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