wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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