White coat. Heels.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
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i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
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You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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