Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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