Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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