called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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