To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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