Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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