I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Randomize
