I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Actions speak louder than pants.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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