Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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