Can Purell be used as lube?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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