I'm lost and stupid without you.
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
