She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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