Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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