Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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