Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
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you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
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So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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