Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I intend to get homeless drunk
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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