please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
i think i have herpe
just one?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
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It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
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OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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