Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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