I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Randomize
