Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Just fell off a train. Bad.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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